Subject: The Great Whore of Babylon
From: Doug Lee
I [ Doug Lee ] found this on the Internet, in the Alt.Christnet newsgroup. Someone had posted this in response to a question on where the first protestant religions formed. I thought I'd post it here for afew giggles.
Ok, let us review the bidding one more time.
The Great Whore of Babylon broke with the One True Church and sought to PERSECUTE the True Believers for failing to support the Apostasy of the Papacy, as the True Believers would NOT abandon the One True Word of GOD.
The Main Protestant Kults Broke with the Whore of Babylon as the Whore of Babylon was in League with Satan and had abandoned the One True Word of GOD.
The Minor Protestant Kults Broke from the Main Protestant Kults as the Main Protestant Kults had become the KoweringTools of the Whore of Babylon which was in League with Satan and had abandoned the One True Word of GOD.
The Subminor Protestant Kults Broke with the Minor Protestant Kults as the Minor Protestant Kults became the QuiveryMediaSlaves of the Main Protestant Kults who become the KoweringTools of the Whore of Babylon which was in League with Satan and had abandoned the One True Word of GOD.
The NewMediaKultRitualists Broke with the SubMinor Protestant Kults as they could get a better Market Share by going with the new format of the Informercial; except of course where the SEC decided to engage in the Persecution of the NewMediaKultRitualists, which is CLEAR Proof that the Federal Government is the SPAWN of the Great Whore of Babylon.
I'm not sure if all the caps were intentional or not.
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