The Free Republic National Anthem
(With Apologies to Ozzy Osbourne)

"Freeper"



Sitting here at the computer so eagerly
Waiting for the word from up above
Hoping I'll get my teamlemming mouspad real soon
Oh yeah!

Can't ever think or feel for myself at all
I gotta do what Uncle Karl wants me to
Waiting to be told what to think, say and do
Time and again

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
I'm just a Freeper
Who's doing what I've been told

I watch the evening news like everyone else
Don't ever need to think about what it says
Because tomorrow I know that Rush and Uncle Karl
Will explain it all

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
Oh yeah
I'm just a Freeper
Who's doing what I've been told

Your higher mental processes are working just fine
But me? I'm just a mindless wingnut drone
A part of the RNC's single vast hive mind
My thoughts and feelings are never my own
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

[cue the guitar solo]

If only everyone else could be just like this
Then we would all be one huge Borg-like clone
We wouldn't have to think or feel for ourselves
Oh yeah!

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
Oh no!
I'm just a Freeper
Doing exactly what I'm told
Oh yeah!
I'm just a Freeper
I never step out of line
Oh yeah!
I'm just a Freeper
Keeping the world at bay
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah